ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic.
It's what the last week of the month has looked like for a decade. Someone finally sold the lighting.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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