ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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