ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.
They were picked first. You're what was left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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