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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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