ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll leave your children everything you have.
It's mostly a bread maker and an overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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