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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
TUESDAY, 30 JUNE 1992
You went "no contact" with your ex.
You still check their Spotify. They're listening to the same sad songs. About a different person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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