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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not getting older.
You're getting closer. That's worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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