ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Quality family time:
everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by the same algorithm.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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