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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
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