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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The customer is always right.
The customer is also on hold, forever, which is exactly how the company likes it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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