ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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