ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You got the ick because they ran for a bus.
You've been single three years and you run for nothing. Including opportunities.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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