ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love is patient.
Your partner is not, and has started a note on their phone called "Evidence".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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