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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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