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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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