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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Listen to your body.
It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been asking for eleven years.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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