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Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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