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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You can do anything you set your mind to.
Your mind has set itself to lying down. Permanently. With snacks.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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