ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some days you're the pigeon.
Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who you were either.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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