ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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