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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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