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Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday".
Except a manager, and he meant your Monday, not his.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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