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Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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