ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The award show ran four hours.
The only winner was the advert break.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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