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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment".
It took you three days to reply "thanks".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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