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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't do small talk".
You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails or replying. You do "vibes", and nobody can invoice those.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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