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Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the mortgage.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
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- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
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- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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