ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Children are a blessing.
They're also why the remote is in the bin and your savings are in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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