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Find your purpose.
It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key to a flat you'll never live in again.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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