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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION TUESDAY, 5 DECEMBER 1995
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
  2. Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
  3. Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
  4. "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
  5. Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
  6. The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
  7. Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…

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