ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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