ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front.
Hers was "I have a hard stop at 8:15". Yours was hoping she'd forget. She set an alarm.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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