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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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