ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your complaint has been escalated.
It is now ignored by someone more senior.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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