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Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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