ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You hyped your mate's mixtape.
You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including your mate.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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