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You don't have a type.
You have a pattern. Your friends have a group chat about it. You're not in it.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
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