ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic.
It's what the last week of the month has looked like for a decade. Someone finally sold the lighting.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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