ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "so random".
You've told the same "so random" story at every party since 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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