ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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