ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They posted an apology in the Notes app.
It was addressed to the fans. The person they hurt didn't get a screenshot.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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