ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the mortgage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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