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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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