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— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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