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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year.
Nobody noticed you were gone.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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