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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer".
You've been abroad once, and you still talk about the airport.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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