ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not getting older.
You're getting closer. That's worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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