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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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