ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They posted an apology in the Notes app.
It was addressed to the fans. The person they hurt didn't get a screenshot.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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