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Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
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